Brace Yourselves for ‘La Dolce Tootsie’!


If you thought Dustin Hoffman was dazzling as a red-hot mama in Tootsie, just take a gander at my own boobalicious self and the sizzling possibilities such a film project would prompt, as sure as I’d fool people in a remake of The Crying Game.

As you’ll notice, Musto the film is “from the makers of Pink Swan” — but in this one, I’d do my own dancing.

And tucking.

Thanks to visual artist David Kay for cooking up this crazy image.

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on April 22, 2011

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