Kate’s Wedding Dress: A Marvel of McQueenly Design


I don’t care a jot about the royals — they’re descendants of murderers and they’re boring, remember? — but I do like a good fashion design, so I have to admit that Kate Middleton‘s gown was absolutely divoon, darlings.

With see-through lacy stuff dotted with white florals on her arms, combined with the white bodice and billowy bottom part, it was snazzy and multitextured and sexy/classy/ornate without being too much or too little.

It was edgy, but not tacky; tasteful, but never boring.

I wish Alexander McQueen had been around to see this — and to design it himself!

But again, let me remind you … I don’t care!