Tony Nominations! My Final Predictions!

The dramatics! The emoting! The singing and dancing and screeching for the back row!

I’m talking about what’s going to happen when the Tony nominations are announced tomorrow morning.

My final (and 100 percent correct) predictions are:

BEST PLAY

Jerusalem

Motherf**ker With the Hat

BEST ACTOR, PLAY

Mark Rylance, Jerusalem

Al Pacino, Merchant of Venice

Brian Bedford, Importance of Being Earnest

Bobby Cannavale, Motherf**ker

Joe Mantello, Normal Heart

BEST ACTRESS, PLAY

Lily Rabe, Merchant

Frances McDormand, Good People

Nina Arianda, Born Yesterday

Vanessa Redgrave, Driving Miss Daisy

Hannah Yelland, Brief Encounter

BEST FEATURED ACTOR, PLAY

Tom Riley, Arcadia

Arian Moyed, Bengal Tiger

John Benjamin Hickey, Normal Heart

Tate Donovan, Good People

Yul Vasquez, Motherf**ker

BEST FEATURED ACTRESS, PLAY

Edie Falco, House of Blue Leaves

Judith Light, Lombardi

Ellen Barkin, Normal Heart

Estelle Parsons, Good People

Elizabeth Rodriguez, Motherf**ker

BEST REVIVAL, PLAY

Merchant of Venice [pictured above]

Importance of Being Earnest

Born Yesterday

BEST MUSICAL

Book of Mormon

Sister Act

BEST ACTOR, MUSICAL

Andrew Rannells, Book of Mormon

Daniel Radcliffe, How to Succeed

Tony Sheldon, Priscilla

Norbert Leo Butz, Catch Me If You Can

Colin Donnell, Anything Goes

BEST ACTRESS, MUSICAL

Sutton Foster, Anything Goes

Patina Miller, Sister Act

Donna Murphy, People In The Picture

Beth Leavel, Baby It’s You!

BEST FEATURED ACTOR, MUSICAL

John Laroquette, How to Succeed

Joel Grey, Anything Goes

Adam Godley, Anything Goes

Tom Wopat, Catch Me

Rory O’Malley, Book of Mormon

BEST FEATURED ACTRESS, MUSICAL

Laura Benanti, Women on the Verge

Victoria Clark, Sister Act

Nikki M. James, Book of Mormon

Patti LuPone, Women on the Verge

Laura Osnes, Anything Goes

BEST REVIVAL, MUSICAL

Anything Goes

How to Succeed