You know, in the inevitable movie.
Which is more than inevitable because Kathryn Bigelow had already started casting it before the guy was tossed dead into the water.
So as long as the project has already been green-lighted, here are my top choices for the part:
They’re a motley bunch, for sure, but talent knows no bounds.
Jim Caviezel … Nicolas Cage … Jeff Bridges …
Aasif Mandvi … Christian Bale … Ryan Gosling.
Decide or I’ll throw you in the water!