My column this week describes the riotous romp I had at “Chiller Theatre” — a New Jersey autograph convention — with pals Mickey Boardman and Angelo Pitillo.
Well, here’s the proof.
Angelo Pitillo zoomed his loving lens in for some glorious interspecies moments between myself and the celebrities all freakin’ day long.
I memorably hobnobbed with Susan Olsen and Mike Lookinland from The Brady Bunch (see above), who were as friskily fun as ever, giving me all the insider perspective on this kind of starry-eyed give-and-take.
And I also loved running into the following other notables (listed in order of their photos below):
Bai Ling, Loni Anderson (as you can see, I interviewed her cleavage!), Rae Dawn Chong, Ernest Borgnine (Oscar winner! Ethel Merman’s ex!)
Jane Wiedlin (the Go-Gos, movies, and a new comic book), Butch Patrick (Eddie Munster), Julie Dawn Cole (Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka); Vivica A. Fox (Kill Bill, etc.)
Ellen Foley (Meat Loaf records, Into the Woods, Night Court), Pat Priest (Marilyn Munster), Maud Adams (James Bond flicks), and Alex Winter (Bill & Ted).
Have I ever looked happier since the day I was released from jury duty?