He’s quite a vision on the cover of Men’s Health.
It’s Illinois congressman Aaron Schock, looking like a regular at David Barton’s.
But as he flashes his resort-ready abs for the world to see, you should know something about the Schock-meister:
He’s a conservative Baptist and a rabid Republican who happens to be grossly homophobic!
He’s against gay marriage! He’s also against abortion!
But maybe the most interesting thing about Schock is that, despite his sizzling hot looks, he’s totally single!
Yep, Schock is one of those “confirmed bachelors” who prance around while railing against gay sinners.
A real contradiction, perhaps?
Oh well. At least he advocates exercise and good dieting.
No doubt involving lots of protein.