Reimagining The Will Smith Catalog In Honor Of His 53-Foot Trailer That’s Taking Up, Like, Half Of Soho


You’d think that the dire prospects of Men In Black 3 would have Will “No Longer The Fresh Prince” Smith trying to make friends wherever he goes, but he’s apparently getting people annoyed in Soho with the big-ass movie-star trailer he’s parked in the nabe: “The specially designed ride, nicknamed ‘The Heat,'” reports the always-ready-for-class-warfare Post, “includes a lounge, a movie room with a 100-inch screen, marble floors throughout, offices for his assistants and writing staff, a large bedroom and all-granite bathroom. It measures about 53 feet long, has 22 wheels and weighs in at around 30 tons.” Oh, Will. (Does Frank the Pug at least get a space to sleep?) With the help of SOTC pal-for-life Chris Weingarten, we present a few titles from the Smith catalog reworked to pay “tribute” to this monstrosity:

“Soho Residents Just Don’t Understand”

“Gettin’ Wasteful With It”

“Parking Regulations Of The World Ain’t Nothin’ But Trouble”

“I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson (In Gaudy Crazy Bullshit)”

“Wild, Wild Waste”

“(People Living Here Would Love Someone To Say Welcome To) Miami (To You)”

“Gigantic Trailer Comin’ (Nod Ya Head)”

…and, the most obvious one:

“Nightmare On Your Street”