The first line of my current column about why I hate celebs is “They claw their way to the top, then act like they’re desperate not to be noticed.”
Well, I’ve been vindicated once again because real-life examples are popping up like deranged hedgehogs!
Our friends at thesmokinggun.com just got ahold of Katy Perry‘s contract riders for touring, and honey, she’s a firework!
Among the provisos is that her drivers can’t talk to her or her guests, they’re barred from daring to look at her via the rearview mirror, and they absolutely cannot request autographs or photos, especially while driving!
Sounds like the bouncy pop icon is doing her own driving — i.e., driving underlings crazy!