Hey, look! A local production company is casting for a reality-TV show pilot about people who are “only physically attracted to full-figured partners” and are very enthusiastic to talk about “plus-sized” sex. The project just began production “two days ago.” And a rep just phoned to ask if we could pass along the casting call — someone just randomly discovered our recent feature “Guys Who Like Fat Chicks” and thought maybe we could help (though wouldn’t use the word “fat”). Crazy coincidence! Here’s the notice, thesaurus-raiding and all:
New documentary-style cable network project casting NOW for people of all sizes and shapes to talk about their sex lives!!
Do you openly prefer, pursue, and date plus-sized individuals? Are you only physically attracted to full-figured partners? Are you proud of your voluptuous figure and want to share with the world how fantastic your sex life is? Do you think being plus size makes sex better? If so, we want to hear from you!
We are looking for couples/individuals who can show the world that sex can be incredible no matter what your size! We are interested in fun, fearless couples and individuals who want to share with us their experiences and stories about why “bigger is better”!
To learn more and obtain an application, please email your story, contact information, and family photo to PlusSizeCasting@gmail.com.
P.S. All-ages welcome, which means this isn’t for MTV.