He has to get naked to count to 21.
It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
He thinks an innuendo is an Italian suppository.
He tripped over a cordless phone.
He has to go into a dressing room to change his mind.
He stole a free sample.
Yes, I’ve used these jokes more often than my ill-fitting jeans from the ’70s.
So it’s time to throw them out with the dishwater and get some spanking new ones.
Please give me some new “He’s so dumb …” jokes.
And make them smart!