The Kardashians Need A Title!


Here’s your chance to finally give back to the Kardashian sisters for all the cultural elevation their artistry has provided you.

They have a novel coming out in November, and it’s a real stretch — it’s about “three gorgeous celebrity sisters.”

But what they don’t have is a title.

So they’re asking their fans to come up with one, if you don’t mind.

I have some really strong suggestions, totally free of charge:

Don’t Buy This Book!

Why Are We Famous?

Our Father Helped Get O.J. Off

Or seeing as their names are Kim, Khloe, and whatever, how about:

Life With KKK.

Any better ideas?