It’s important to watch your figure while under house arrest. Dominique Strauss-Kahn knows this, and so he’s been having Lean Cuisines and Crystal Light delivered to 153 Franklin Street in TriBeCa. And also people have been trying to prank him, which is hilarious and we’d all like to see more of that, right?
The Post describes yesterday as a “circus-like” day at DSK headquarters. First he got six bags of groceries delivered — and didn’t tip! — plus a bunch of shamefully American water.
He also took delivery of nine cases of Poland Spring water — a slap in the face to his Evian-sipping countrymen who have so vehemently defended him.
Later in the day, one of the attempted-rape suspect’s security guards was seen hauling in three umbrellas large enough to shade his gnarly hide from the sun when he’s on his rooftop deck.
At about 11:45 p.m., a messenger showed up at his door with six balloons, including one shaped like a shark, but was rebuffed by the moneyman’s handlers as the camped-out media snapped pictures.
What a person with a sense of humor would have done is accept the balloons. Anyway, go on!
A few hours later, three men dressed like rabbis knocked on his door in hopes of observing Friday Sabbath services with Strauss-Kahn, who is Jewish. They, too, were told to go away.
The party just never stops at the crazy Strauss-Kahn house. Is anyone developing a sitcom yet?