The 2011 Juggalo Infomercial Has Arrived, Spoofing Star Wars and Starring Vanilla Ice


Please enjoy this year’s Juggomercial. It’s 27:03 minutes long, less than an hour old, and takes place in a spaceship traveling to planet “earf.” It is allegedly here to inform the world that wrestlers like Rowdy Roddy Piper and King Kong Bundy will be doing stand-up at the Gathering of the Juggalos, along with actual funny people Brian Posehn and Jimmie “JJ” Walker. There will also be midway games “ran [sic] by real low-life carny scrubs that just want your cash” and “dangerous” helicopter rides maneuvered by a “presumably drunk pilot.” So far, no Charlie Sheen. It doesn’t matter who else is booked, except maybe Ice Cube. Lastly, “If you have a problem with Juggalos, you can stay home, sitting on your dumb bitch-ass.” And I quote.