Donald Trump Resumes Birtherism After Brief Pause


Orange-coiffed humanoid Donald Trump is as committed to birtherism as he is to crappy local chain Pizza Famiglia. Despite Barack Obama’s “longform” birth certificate, the release of which was meant to quell birther hysteria, Trump is sticking to his guns. He has to stay in the spotlight by any means possible otherwise he might explode.

Trump, who has since tried to stoke talk of his running as an independent, reprised his calls for Obama’s birth certificate — though the White House officially released a long-form copy of the document in April.

“I don’t know exactly what he showed, but you know, some day somebody’s gonna figure that one out,” he said.