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Admission! I Find Weiner Hot!

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I always did.

Not just because he’s in a privileged position.

In fact, I find most congressmen physically repellent.

But I like Weiner’s boniness, as it were — his bizarre cartoonland quality, full of angles and weirdnesses.

I think he’s really sexy, and I’m wildly jealous of Huma and all the ladies he’s had cyber romances with.

I wish he’d Tweet me a shot of his bulge.

Then again, I also like Spitzer and wish he’d pay me to …

Anyway, back to the professionalism.

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