Clinging to the zeitgeist, an enterprising eBay salesperson known as “colbymercury,” has taken to the online auction house to offer up a fine pair of Anthony Weiner Replica Underwear, starting bid, $0.99. (Buy them now for $499.99!) As for the description of the fairly average-looking gray boxer briefs, it is as you might expect:
Up for sale is a replica pair of boxer briefs underwear just like the ones worn by United States Representative Anthony Weiner. You may not be able to be Rep. Weiner, but you can wear the same color underwear and send pictures of yourself in them to friends around the world via Twitter. These are new and have never been worn by Anthony Weiner or any wiener. These boxer briefs will not make you a little man with a big temper just like Anthony, but do look great in photos. With these boxer briefs everytime is “Weinertime”. Winning bidder pays $5.95 for USPS 2-3 day shipping in the lower 48 states only. Payment must be received no later than 48 hours after auctions end.
This is no lie, you will look great in these!
Currently there are no bids. You have four days to consider not buying these undershorts.
3-2-1…Yep, there are Anthony Weiner condoms, too.
[h/t to @evgrieve]