The revelation that a movie about a disgruntled mother wreaking havoc on a blogger who snarked her indie-rocker son—tentatively called Pitchfork—is on the way has (perhaps inevitably) sparked the wonderful hashtag #PitchforkThrillers. What better way to spend a summer Thursday than coming up with witty names for the flick? After the jump, the best of the best.
“Hey look, I consider Hank Williams, Captain Marvel, Marlon Brando, The Tennessee Stud, Clark Kent, Walter Cronkite, and J. Carrol Nalsh all influences. Now what is it — please — what is it exactly you people want to know?”
"More than any other contemporary African-American athlete, his ability to thrive in the pressure cooker of corporate America, while never making any embarrassing 'I’m not black, I’m universal' comments or selling his soul rather than just his visage, makes him a role model"