The revelation that a movie about a disgruntled mother wreaking havoc on a blogger who snarked her indie-rocker son—tentatively called Pitchfork—is on the way has (perhaps inevitably) sparked the wonderful hashtag #PitchforkThrillers. What better way to spend a summer Thursday than coming up with witty names for the flick? After the jump, the best of the best.
"At the center of the criticism is the chief articulator of Bush's imperial presidency," we wrote in 1992, "the man who wrote the legal rationale for the Gulf War, the Panama invasion, and the officially sanctioned kidnapping of foreign nationals abroad"
Inside: Paloma Picasso's purse, Joel Steinberg's jail cell, Andre Soltner's refrigerator, Phil Simms' locker, Eileen Ford's living room, Helen Gurley Brown's desk drawer, John Lennon's FBI File, Charles Busch's closet, Radu's medicine chest & Sheila Metzner's bedroom, among other places you don't belong