Cuozzo Deems Trader Joe’s Vegan Pad Thai Unworthy Cause of Assault


“I love Thai food. I even have a weakness for the sloppy, starchy article dispensed at cheap Thai eateries ruled by the takeout trade, where sauces are thickened to withstand the trip home. But I’ve never tasted anything as dismal as the one from Trader Joe’s.” —Steve Cuozzo, getting the last word on the frozen vegan pad Thai that incited womanly violence at the Upper West Side Trader Joe’s

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