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Do You Like Ryan Reynolds’ Body?

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I usually don’t pick apart celebrities’ looks, unless it’s a choice — and Ryan Reynolds‘ body is definitely a choice.

(Besides, he flaunts it every chance he gets — as well he should.)

And I have to say that while the Green Lantern star would never get thrown out of my bed — or rest stop — something about him is a little too worked out and gridlike and trellisy.

Every time I see him I want to either run miniature scooter cars on his abs or suddenly order an entrée of baby-back ribs.

I don’t want to see that much development, except in underprivileged Third World nations.

Anyone think I’m crazy?

Not in general — I mean just for this one opinion.