Bristol Palin’s memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, will hit stores next week. On the evidence so far, the thing seems to consist mainly of balls-out venom directed at baby daddy Levi Johnston. Johnston is “the gnat named Levi Johnston constantly spreading false accusations against our family” who “who cheated on me about as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates.” (How often does one sharpen one’s hockey skates?)
Other revelations, or so-called revelations:
Levi’s version of events in the upcoming Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs should be…interesting.