“If I Hear That Song One More Time…!”


“… I’ll scream so loud I’ll drown it the hell out!”

We’ve all uttered that saying on occasion, but I’ve been saying it a lot more lately because of one song that’s become as pervasive as a case of crabs, and I don’t know what to do about it.

For months now, I hear it when I wake, it blares when I lie down, and it even pierces my noggin in my sleep.

It screams out of phones, radios, TVs, computers, gadgets, and even, apparently, private parts.

It’s not even a bad song, mind you — it’s just as overexposed as a Kardashian sister standing on a subway grating!

And it is …

“Firework” by Katy Perry!

It keeps blowing up in my face!

Anyone agree?

Or maybe you have your own “make it stop” song right now.