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For Those Of You In The Mood For A Late Lunch, A Few Suggestions From The #cafemerge Menu

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Ah, summer Fridays, where the conditions are pretty much ideal for incubating pun-filled Twitter joking. Thanks to Best Show on WFMU co-host Tom Scharpling and the music-licensing company Bank Robber Music, Twitter this afternoon was taken over by people riffing on the catalog of venerable indie Merge Records and various foodstuffs. Hilarity followed, as did a potential menu for a dinner party before this weekend’s big Archers of Loaf gigs.

To drink:


(Yes, I’m quoting myself. But this wine matches the meal overall. Plus: Wye Oak! The best!)

In the bread basket:


The Toast of You Lingers #CafeMergeless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

First course:


Here’s Where The Spring Mix Comes In #CafeMergeless than a minute ago via Mobile Web Favorite Retweet Reply

The main protein:


“A Chicken with its Head Cut Off, Gizzards Removed, Parts Separated, Breaded, and Deep-Fried” #cafemergeless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

With perhaps a bit of:


On the side:


Ga Ga Ga Ga Garbanzo Beans #CafeMergeless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

To share with your best punk-rock friend:


For dessert:


Or for the less health-conscious:


An after-dinner drink:


And finally, if you’re in the mood for a particularly irascible breakfast:


Short Stack Motherfucker #cafemergeless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

If you make this meal, send pictures our way!

[Hat tip to Matt LeMay, who had a bunch of good ones, too.]

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