Gay Marriage Is OK Now! Who Should I Marry?


So it’s on!

We’ve earned the equal right in New York State to same-sex marriage!

And it happened in my LOOOOOONG lifetime!

It’s a blessing, a gift, a journey, a closure, and every other cliché my gay little mind can think of.

But who do I marry now?

Kelly Preston?

Nah, she’s taken.

Help me think of an available guy.

Fast, before they revoke the right!