Equality

I Know Which Two Gays Should Marry!

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Each other, I mean.

Now that the smoke has cleared and the right to same-sex marriage has historically been approved in New York State, I honestly feel two famous older gays should bury the hatchet in a giant wedding cake and scoop up lots of creamy filling.

And they should do that after they say, “I do,” to their formerly antagonistic faces.

I’m quite convinced that Larry Kramer should finally marry …

Ed Koch.

Come on, they’d fill so many clichés:

“Opposites attract.”

“Politics makes for strange bedfellows.”

And, “It’s so wrong it’s right.”

Just don’t invite me!