How To Find A Man


Even straight women need to know this.

So etiquette expert Susan Blond weighs in with a bouncy video full of interesting tips:

*Laugh hysterically at their jokes.

*It’s OK if they’re short or wide. You’re the one who has to look good.

*You go by the tofu and you say, “What do you like better — silky or hard?”

And best of all …

*Recommend that they go see The Normal Heart and Priscilla.

Hmm. Susan’s gonna find one helluva secure straight man with that line of attack!

(Actually, she’s already married. Again.)

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 7, 2011

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