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How To Find A Man

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Even straight women need to know this.

So etiquette expert Susan Blond weighs in with a bouncy video full of interesting tips:

*Laugh hysterically at their jokes.

*It’s OK if they’re short or wide. You’re the one who has to look good.

*You go by the tofu and you say, “What do you like better — silky or hard?”

And best of all …

*Recommend that they go see The Normal Heart and Priscilla.

Hmm. Susan’s gonna find one helluva secure straight man with that line of attack!

(Actually, she’s already married. Again.)