Tila Tequila, who is incredibly famous for no reason and who our intrepid Camille Dodero witnessed being attacked by Juggalos, is moving to our fair metropolis. She feels that LA is “played out” (true) and now she’s “ready to conquer NYC.” She told TMZ, “I’m looking forward to starting a new life in NYC. A clean slate and a fresh start. I just want to be a normal girl with a normal life for a while. I just want to meet new friends, fall in love, get married, have babies, and call it a day!” Smells like more fameballing. She’ll be here next weekend, so we all have time to pack up our bags and flee before shit gets real.