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Sexy Paper Dolls of The Bachmanns!

by Michael Musto

July 12, 2011

This just came in from a very clever reader of mine named David Gilmore:

“I made some paper dolls of Michele and Marcus Bachmann, hopefully capturing them in their truest glory.

“Outfits for Michele include: a burka, a 1920’s swimsuit, and something to attend gay pride in.

“Outfits for Marcus include: a snappy ladies swimsuit, a Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show costume, and a chic sheik ensemble. Snap, snap, snap.”

Delicious wish fulfillment or one’s (and their) worst nightmare?

I don’t know, but either way, these dolls are so hot I’m surprised the paper doesn’t burn itself.

They’re making me feel like … a barbarian!!!

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