You’re probably dressed already, given that it’s noon, but you can change that. For today is apparently a very important national holiday, that being National Nude Day. According to one site, “National Nude Day is one kind of celebration for how to keep cool on a hot, sticky summer day.” According to another, National Nude Day is a SERIOUS EVENT, and by the way, nudists are not perverts. According to Facebook, there are a lot of people marginally interested in this event. According to us, National Nude Day is a day in which to point fingers at people who are not wearing clothes in public settings. If anyone sees this woman out and about, please get in touch. Related: Here is a highly informative Wikipedia entry about streaking.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 14, 2011