This also happens to be exactly how we feel after eating Atomic Wings for lunch. Yes. That happened. Carry on, sloths, and sloth-like humans! In the competition for most adorable, sloths will always win.
“At the center of the criticism is the chief articulator of Bush’s imperial presidency,” we reported in 1992, “the man who wrote the legal rationale for the Gulf War, the Panama invasion, and the officially sanctioned kidnapping of foreign nationals abroad.”