We are happy to announce that you’ll be in new hands over the weekend, as, you’ve probably noticed, Rosie Gray has joined us on the weekday circuit over here. Welcome Nick Greene, who interned with us in the spring and has made various appearances since on our blog, including in his irreverent and hilarious science column, Death by Science. He masterfully memorialized Elizabeth Taylor’s obit writer in the moments following Elizabeth Taylor’s passing, compiled alternate culinary terms for a “sugar-coated Satan sandwich,” and called the BBC out for roundabout BS. And he’s a good friend reliable Twitter harasser of Mike Bloomberg. Consider him your Gatorade during those desperate hungover weekends (or maybe we’re projecting — whenever you want news!).