Wedding Cake Vodka. Why?


And you thought cupcake vodka was bad. Now from the annals of things-that-never-should-have-been-made comes wedding-cake-flavored vodka from Pearl Vodka. Wedding-cake-flavored vodka? One word: ew.

According to the company, the five-times distilled vodka is “carefully infused with all the enchanting and lush decadence of today’s most mouthwatering wedding cakes — its taste of yummy vanilla almond cake with hints of smooth, rich buttercream frosting make it deliciously divine.”

Personally it sounds kind of disgusting, as are the majority of actual wedding cakes, but for those who want to sample the spirit, it’ll be available come September and will only cost $12.99 for a 750-milliliter bottle. Hey, at least it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than a Ron Ben-Israel cake.