The cheese is so yellow it hurts your eyes, running in rivulets across the vast volume of meat-only chili. You can’t even see the fries underneath, which are not of the shoestring, but of the waffle sort. The fluids are so viscous, though, that the holes in the fries don’t allow any liquids to pass.
Find these chili cheese fries in two sizes at Crif Dogs in Williamsburg, just above the ass end of the Bedford stop on the L.
And here, as a bonus gutbomb, are the cheese-smeared tater tots, too, like something that followed you home from elementary school.
555 Driggs Street
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