“I was once sat at the table next to what was clearly a first date. The gentleman got a can of [L]ynx deodorant out, sprayed himself and the area around him and told his date ‘I’m always smelly… and angry. Smelly and angry.'” –A comment from a reader of a story in The Guardian about horrible restaurant customer behavior. Suddenly, stories about restaurant sex and rude waitresses don’t seem all that shocking.