“It was like we were in heaven,” Kim Kardashian tells this week’s People, ka-ching, ka-ching.
Adds the groom, Kris Humphries: “I’m going to remember how perfect it was,” drumroll, cash cow, rimshot, dollar signs.
Wearing a custom-designed Vera Wang ball gown, Kardashian, 30, says she “felt like a princess,” ratings, ratings, ka-ching, ka-ching, more ratings.
But, she adds, “Glam aside, that wasn’t our main goal. It was really about our family and each other,” fame, fame, money, fame, fame, money, ratings, ka-ching, drumroll, rimshot.
By the way, E! News will air a two-part special, Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, on October 9 and 10, only on E!, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching …
It’s all so beautiful, I’m crying, dollar signs, drumroll, rimshot, ka-ching, ding ding ding!