Equality

Barbarians Protest Bachmann Clinic With Glitter

by

About 100 gay “barbarians” pranced around the Bachmann‘s gay-curing clinic to throw glitter and stage some satirical scenes aimed to discredit the already tarnished Repub couple.

“You can’t pray away the gay,” they chanted. “Baby, I was born this way.”

They then tried to get an audience with Marcus Bachmann himself (who’s lately decided he doesn’t try to cure gays after all), but since he was unavailable — getting fisted in the bushes, no doubt — they came up with a fake Marcus who wielded a leather whip and told the gays they needed discipline.

They answered back with more glitter.

And once again, Republican insanity has paved the way for some great gay theater.

Most Popular