Domino’s Gourmet Efforts Are Not Impressing England


“The sunblush tomatoes were pleasing bursts of sweet, rich flavour but the addition of feta is misplaced and contributes to an overall bloated and dehydrated feeling. The shrivelled spinach drowning in Domino’s cheese is so inconsequential it barely warrants a mention. Later, I can report an unpleasant leaden weight in the stomach and an aftertaste of soured wet dog.” —The Guardian eats Domino’s new “gourmet” Florentine pizza, and then wishes it hadn’t.