It’s a show about an offbeat -ooking belter of songs with a warm heart beneath the brassy bravado, right?
And she’s really hot for an older, sort of exotic high-stakes gambler?
Well, I’ve got the ideal cast, and it’s such a freakin’ obvious casting parade that even a hurricane couldn’t rain on it.
Funny Girl should clearly star …
Celine Dion and her husband, René Angélil.
You’re welcome, Broadway.
Send me the check.