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I Know Who Should Star In Funny Girl!


It’s a show about an offbeat -ooking belter of songs with a warm heart beneath the brassy bravado, right?

And she’s really hot for an older, sort of exotic high-stakes gambler?

Well, I’ve got the ideal cast, and it’s such a freakin’ obvious casting parade that even a hurricane couldn’t rain on it.

Funny Girl should clearly star …

Celine Dion and her husband, René Angélil.

You’re welcome, Broadway.

Send me the check.