The First Openly Gay U.S. Senator!


It could happen.

Tammy Baldwin — who’s the only out lesbian in Congress — has announced that she’s running for senator of Wisconsin, a position that would make her the first openly gay member of the Senate.

(I’m emphasizing openly. There are plenty of closet-case senators spreading their butts for various hookup apps on a daily basis.)

As Baldwin told her assembled fans:

“All my life, the naysayers have told me that I can’t win because I’m a progressive, because I’m a woman, even because I’m a lesbian.

“And I’ve proven them wrong beause I’ve had rock-solid supporters like you standing with me.”

By the way, the guy Tammy is expected to run against is a rabid homophobe who once said he wouldn’t hire someone who announced themselves as gay!

Let’s all move to Wisconsin and vote for Tammy so a gay gets a job.

Believe me, she’s qualified.