You have to trust me on this one.
In the blurry but still discernable video, Barbra Streisand is done up in full leather dominatrix gear and whipping Harrison Ford like a maniac.
No, she’s not mad because he gave her hydrangeas.
It’s long-hidden footage of a practical joke played by Babs and Carrie Fisher on the set of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, where they ambushed Ford, who actually looks quite pleased with the domination.
Toward the end of the short clip, Barbra is heard to mutter something that people swear is “I feel like a faggot.”
You don’t want to alienate a group that comprises, um, let me see, 100 PERCENT OF YOUR FAN BASE!
Thanks to our own Jonster for the tip.