Here Is The Piece Of Das Racist Fan Fiction That Was Commissioned On Craigslist


The Das Racist fan fiction call that was put out the other day (apparently by a 20-year-old named Cory) has been answered: Behold, a ~1300-word piece of fantasy about the group by “some guy” that begins with a magazine interview gone sour. Along the way, a fight breaks out, some skunked Hawaiian Punch is consumed, Sister, Sister is referenced, and the burning question “Should Dexter not air because that dude on Dateline the other night was inspired just to kill regular people and not just killers and rapists?” is posed. But not answered. The story even has an ending that, dare I say, is slightly Beckettian. Anyway, your move, rest of the Internet. Let’s get creative here!