Winona Ryder was on TCM the other day, filling in as a guest host for absentee Robert Osborne, an idol of mine.
She was introducing all kinds of old Hollywood movies that didn’t seem to have that much connection to her at all.
What a waste of potentially ironic small-screen time!
Here’s what she should have introduced:
To Catch a Thief
Thieves Like Us
How to Steal a Million
Grand Theft Auto
Confessions of a Shopaholic
I am so kidding!
I love Winona, and, besides, that whole mess was so long ago.
Let’s let her live it down already.
But she should have introduced Stealing Beauty!