“Loaded with an infinite number of priceless zingers, Fork … is the equivalent of the cocktail hour at a gay wedding, where Tony award winners and aging Hollywood legends mix with go-go boys, porn stars, and self-aggrandizing pseudo-celebs.
“As we all know, the cocktail hour is always more fun than the long, boring sit-down dinner anyway, especially with Michael Musto as host.”
Gosh, thanks for coming!
Riveting Ryan also had this to say:
“Musto’s book drops more celebrities’ names than Jackie Collins synthetically injects into her new novel.
“But while Collins’ latest book forces a character to say heavy-handed lines like, ‘Do you think Chace Crawford will be there?’ in an effort to sound very ‘2011,’ Musto was likely at that A-list club while Crawford was engaged in some behavior that’s, shall we say, NOT A-list.
“Michael Musto is one of the only journalists, incidentally, who could mention Chace Crawford and Joan Crawford in the same column and make it work.”
Not to mention Broderick Crawford!