Have you ever wondered what it would look like if Method Man rapped about Sour Patch Kids as CGI candy ran around causing havoc in a nicely appointed kitchen? Of course you haven’t, but, for some reason, it’s happened anyway in a new spot labeled “World Gone Sour (The Lost Kids).” Let’s take a look at some of the lyrics, shall we?
The gist of the song is that the Sour Patch Kids are basically royal dicks. A few things you can expect of them:
And, worst of all, “Now they’re on your Facebook deleting all your friends.”
According to Adweek “the spot ties into a forthcoming video game from the brand, in which players will be ‘shrunken down to the size of a Sour Patch Kid and made to battle insane candy and deranged humans on their quest to fulfilling their destiny — being eaten.'”
“Cash Rules Everything Around Me,” indeed.
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