You heard me.
Well, I guess she knew that “Ode on a Grecian Urn” was already written, so she stuck with what she knows.
This is from the Jersey Shore star’s new book, Confessions of a Guidette:
An Ode to Pickles
Pickles are like guidos.
Some are green and sour (like after Karma),
Some are limp and mushy,
Some are salty and sweaty (ew!),
Some are cocktail size,
Some are too big and full of themselves.
A fried pickle = tan and juicy.
Husband material, legit.
Next up: Her sonnet for clams casino.