Kirstie Alley may be coming to Broadway in a Lance Bass-produced play called The Fabulous Lies of Hollywood Whores, according to the Times‘ Patrick Healy.
If everything works out, Kirstie would play “The Pimp,” a lady with an upscale escort service that’s run out of a department store, but hey, the other parts are up for grabs.
Here’s the casting notice from Playbill.
And here are my ideas for who should play what:
For “The Whore” (Man, late 20s. Top male escort in town.)
Justin Timberlake. He’s Lance’s ex-fellow-boy-bander, after all.
For “The D-Lister” (Woman, late 20s, early 30s).
Lindsay Lohan. She’s 25, but definitely looks late 20s, early 30s.
For the multiple roles of “The E.T. Reporter/Ivana/Himalolah”
Rising star Nina Arianda. Just try and stop her.
And for “The Superstar” (Man, late 20s, early 30s).
Ryan Gosling. He can definitely pull it off — and hopefully take it off.
You’re welcome, Lance.
Thanks to lemonwade.com for the tip.