I’m Part Of “Your Worst Gay Nightmare”

Just in time for Halloween, Next magazine did a photo spread illustrating the winners of their “What’s your worst gay nightmare?” contest.

One winner related how he went to a gay bathhouse, only to find his uncle there, shamelessly going for the gold.

And that’s where I come in.

In this Wilsonmodels-photographed shot, I’m the uncle!

Various go-go boys play my nephew and friends looking on in horror as I cuddle up to a lovely African-American gentleman while wearing a fetching muumuu and beach towel.

It’s enough to make you cry, “Uncle!”