Just in time for Halloween, Next magazine did a photo spread illustrating the winners of their “What’s your worst gay nightmare?” contest.
One winner related how he went to a gay bathhouse, only to find his uncle there, shamelessly going for the gold.
And that’s where I come in.
In this Wilsonmodels-photographed shot, I’m the uncle!
Various go-go boys play my nephew and friends looking on in horror as I cuddle up to a lovely African-American gentleman while wearing a fetching muumuu and beach towel.
It’s enough to make you cry, “Uncle!”