Thanks to price hikes that seemed extremely returnable, Netflix has been going down faster than a crack-addicted hooker on the West Side Highway.
I never had the DVD streaming and mail-order service in the first place, so I’m fine.
After all, I go to screenings, which often come with free buffets.
I have TCM, which shows every old movie ever made — over and over.
And I’ve already seen everything anyway.
But for those of you who did have Netflix and have dumped it like a philandering lover, how do you get your cinema fix now?
Do you actually go to a theater?
(I hope so. That would be way better for the economy than sitting home and streaming shit.)
I just hope you’re getting your movies somewhere.
Who could go on without Super 8, Thor, and Cowboys & Aliens?