Tonight marks yet another Republican presidential debate, and podium enthusiasts across the country will be glued to their TV screens when the candidates take the stage. The CBS/National Journal/Pennzoil/Burger King/Papa John’s/AMC Loews/Comcast/Olive Garden/Mercedes/StarKist/Beef ‘O’ Brady’s/Meineke/SC GOP forum kicks off at 8 p.m. EST from Wofford College in South Carolina. Like Thanksgiving dinner, Republican debates are gatherings of familiar faces who routinely say such profoundly upsetting things that the only way you can cope with it is by getting drunk. Let’s play the Republican Presidential Debate Drinking Game!
Because this is a Republican debate, you are only allowed to drink patriotic drinks from companies with a proud, American tradition (and whose operations have long since been outsourced overseas). No wine, because wine is for baguette-munching sissies. Please play responsibly and know your limits. Also, don’t get gay married during the game.
Here are the rules, or, as you may refer to them, “your base:”
Take a sip every time:
Take a chug every time:
Finish your drink every time:
The Republican Presidential Debate at Wofford [Wofford.edu]