Guys: It’s November 18. Do you know where your mustache is?
Coincidentally (or very much not), November (Movember) happens to include a special holiday also known as “Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day” — only if you want to, and consensually. We thought you should know this.
The American Mustache Institute obviously has a stake in this day, a/k/a, “the woman’s answer to Movember,” which they are promoting for its second year in a row. They ask the Mustached American community to own and celebrate this “high holy day.” Dr. Aaron Perlut of AMI tells us,
“This is the second year of this momentous occasion which is consistent with the sexual dynamism of the Mustached American lifestyle. We hope that our long lasting, rugged goods provides minutes of enjoyment to millions of women.”
FYI: Mustaches can be purchased … though we can’t vouch for their effectiveness, and, probably, that’s sort of cheating. Not to put too fine a point on it.
Previously: Men With Mustaches Might Actually Get Laid Today