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Hot Body, Bad Face: What Do You Do?

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Do you gag or gobble?

That’s the question Popular Publicity NYC just posed to various “gaylebrities” like myself for a holiday survey, and the answers are diverse but hilarious.

Some of the best …

“Yes, I’d go for it. My bed has really nice pillows for him to bite.”

“Never let a little bit of ugly keep you from a big, happy dick.”

And of course:

“Hot guys with busted faces is why God invented doggy style!”

The next survey, I hope, will be: What about guys with bad bodies and busted faces?

I don’t see any problem with that, as long as they get free theater tickets.

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